Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
*Grab your current read.*Let the book fall open to a random page.*Share with us “teaser” sentences from that page.*You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
May 8th 2012 by St. Martin's Griffin
"Never smile or laugh or giggle, never cry or get teary-eyed. At all times, carry a bland, stoic expression; the only emotions that ever crack the surface of people's faces are herper-cravings and romantic-lust; and I am obviously having nothing to do with either. Never forget to apply butter liberally all over you body when venturying out in the daytime. Because in a world like this, it's a tough task explaining a sunburn, or even a suntan." pg. 2 (ARC)